What have you got to lose?

efflorescents:

white ppl with tribal tattoos

what tribe are u in

the faggot tribe

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titspajamas:

north korea eat a snickers you get a little nuclear terroristic when youre hungry

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lalalovedisney:

What if Finding Dory isn’t about Dory getting lost like everyone apparently thinks it is? What if it’s about trying to figure out who she is and restore her memory? What if it’s about  f i n d i n g  DORY?

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guccier:

Perfect

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damn-it-hirschberg:

hiddleswife:

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS  FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy

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vvolfox:

does someone want to come over and be my new best friend and we can take walks when it starts to get dark and do each others hair and bake at midnight and watch old tv shows from the nineties and read books to each other and make a list of weird things we’ve never done like use those instant teeth-whitening things, and watch makeup tutorials on youtube and try to reinact them and talk only in movie quotes and sleep till four in the afternoon

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

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I’m feeling so used and abused. I try my hardest to help everyone out and as soon as I need something I have no one. I baby sit your demon of a child at least once a week, and even spent the whole weekend with her getting yelled and screamed at along with getting hit and things thrown at me. All I need is my cat baby sat for less than an hour and you don’t want to? It’s a fucking cat that you literally have to do nothing with.
I also am feeling shit because I made a massive Easter dinner and no one even told me they weren’t coming, even after telling me all day that they were.

thegayteen:

guys could fucking propose to me and i would still be 99% sure that they didn’t really like me

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